FAQ
Q:  Why are you doing this?

A:  Because I am probably going out drinking anyway and I might as well meet
people and write about my experiences.  Plus I’m hoping to get free beer once in a
while.
Q:  Has anyone ever done this before?

A:  I spent a whole 3 minutes on Google and I didn’t find anything.
Q:  Whats the deal with the frog phone picture?

A:  One night while drinking I noticed a tree frog outside on my deck.  I took several
pictures of it.  When I went outside, for some reason there were toads everywhere so
I took pictures of them.  Then I went inside and saw the frog telephone sitting there
and I decided to take a picture of it drinking a beer.  That is when I came up with the
idea for NJ Bar Fly.  I know, it doesn't make any sense, but it did at the time.  I was
drunk, alright?
Q:  Does all the money made from this site really go towards alcohol?

A:  Every penny.
Q:  Your website is awesome and you are soo talented.  What makes you so cool?

A:  Well, there are too many things to mention for this FAQ really.  You’ll have to
come out and have a beer with me to find out.
Q:  Are these really frequently asked questions?

A:  That’s it.  Screw all you guys, this section is over.