820 Main St.
Toms River
I headed up to The Office to catch Monday night football with my old college friend Mike. I
figured that it was going to be mostly guys watching the game, but I was completely wrong.
Not only was there a really good crowd there, but it had tons of attractive women. When I
first got there I was hungry, so I ordered a few sushi rolls, but in no time they had a really
good free buffet out for everyone. I ordered 4 pints of Yeungling and the total came to $7!
That's only $1.75 a beer! You can't go wrong with that. Then some shot girls came
around and offered $2 shots of Jack Daniels and a free JD t-shirt. Usually shot specials
are cheap crappy shots that are filled with mixers. It was probably against my better
judgement, but I couldn't pass the offer up. These were straight shots of hard liquor and I
got a free t-shirt out of the deal plus a free metal JD key chain thing!
I asked the shot girl with the tight leather pants to take a picture with us, but she kind of
freaked out and left me. Later when I asked her what the deal was, she told me that she
had a bad experience with a web site in the past. I can only assume that she was drunk
and someone snapped a pic of her doing some crazy porno stuff with barn yard animals
and a midget. Maybe it wasn't that exactly, but I'm sure I'm pretty close. She looked like
the type.
I'm not sure how it happened, but we started talking to this cute girl named Jackie. She just
moved from West Paterson to Toms River and she's opening up a bar called Tiffany's.
She made me swear that I would come on December 5th for the grand opening. Being a
man of my word, I now have to go there with all of my barfly's in tow to support her. Unlike
the shot girl, she was really cool and let me take a picture of her. Check it out below.
Good point about the bar: There were a ton of great things about this bar. One thing that
made it really stand out was that all of the change they gave was in either $2 bills or silver
dollars. At first it weirded me out a little bit, but then I found it to be really cool.
Bad point about the bar: Some guy sitting next to us ordered the shot special and didn't
realize that it was Jack Daniels. When he tasted it, he started spitting up and I thought he
was going to puke. He started complaining to the bartender that it was too harsh. He is a
poor excuse for a man and a pussy to boot.
White trash factor (1-10): 2
Ratio of girls to guys: 2/3
Crowd density: Medium/High
Age of the crowd: twenties to forties
Overall rating: 9 - This bar kicked ass! It was a Monday night, yet it still had a good crowd
with a decent amount of women. The beer was cheap and so were the shots. There was a
free buffet and there were almost no white trash. It is impossible to go there and not enjoy
yourself.
