Nippers Pub
1205 Delsea Dr
Westville, NJ 08093
(856) 384-1970

I went out to Nippers a few weeks ago and it kind of sucked.  I asked a bunch of
ladies if I could take their picture and they told me to go screw.  I was a bit miffed, but
instead of taking it out on the bar, I decided to give it a second chance.

Unfortunately, Nippers is not what I thought.  What sounded like a really cool strip
club, turned out to be an ordinary bar.  Not only did all of the women have their shirts
on, but by the looks of most of the women in there, I was glad they did.  

It was a Tuesday night and I met a few friends there for quiz night.  I was hoping to
use my near infinite knowledge of all subjects to destroy the competition and earn
free beer and a $25 gift certificate.  The problem was, there was only one subject;
movies.  There was no sports round, or any questions about normal topics like
history, science, politics, current events, etc…  And the questions were unreasonably
difficult.  This isn’t to say that we didn’t hold out own, but we couldn’t complete with
teams that had like 10 people on them.  Cheating bastards!

None of this really mattered to me though, because there were $1 bottles until
midnight.  This was all I really cared about anyway.  For only $10 or so, I was pretty
much set.  And the food there wasn’t bad either.  I had a nice healthy plate of fries
smothered with cheese and fried onions for only $3.25.  It went perfectly with all of
the however many Yuenglings I drank.  There was a whole menu of sandwiches and
stuff, all of it reasonable priced.

The bar was up against the back wall and was a decent size.  In front of the bar there
were the usual high top tables and a good number of normal tables beyond that.  
There is also an outside bar, but being that it is October, it was closed.  There were
about 7 tv’s spread out around the bar, with at least two larger screen projection type
tv’s, so if it wasn’t quiz night, it would be a decent place to watch sports.  The bar was
also pretty dimly lit, which was probably a good thing.

Good point about the bar:  They have a lot of entertainment, like bands and quiz
night.

Bad point about the bar:  There was nothing in the bar to entertain people when
there wasn’t an event scheduled, like pool tables.

White trash factor (1-10):  7

Ratio of girls to guys: 1:3

Crowd density:  medium – which isn’t bad for a Tuesday.  On weekends it is usually
medium high to high

Age of the crowd: thirties to fifties:  

Overall rating:  6 – The bar was decent as a local bar, if you just wanted to go out for
a beer in the middle of the week.