296 White Horse Pike
Waterford Works
(856) 719-1500
After leaving the Double Diamond Saloon, I headed down the road to Waterford
Works. As I drove by a strip mall, I noticed that the parking lot was full and there
were a few cop cars in the lot idling. Being that it was about 1 A.M., this could only
mean that there was a bar inside, and a popular one at that. So, I pulled in and
found Racks.
It looked like a crappy little bar that you would expect to find in a strip mall, and for all
intensive purposes, it was. The difference was, this one had a DJ, so the place was
packed. This was actually a little amazing. It had the feeling of a club, but the
patrons of a local bar. It was my first townie club!
The bar was a decent sized large square. In the way back, there were pool tables.
Unlike a normal club, there was no place to dance, but there was a large area in front
of the bar for people to congregate and dance if they really wanted to I guess. The
bar was a loy bigger than it looked from outside. There was no cover charge at the
door and a bottle of Bud was under $2 and change.
Very few of the women in this place had body mass index's under 40. I would say
that they were BBW's, but I think one of those B's stands for beautiful, and this my
friends, they were not. Walking around was like looking at a train wreck. I think there
was maybe one good looking woman there and she was about 35 years old. That
might be alright for some of you, but it's a little too old for me. The all female
bartenders, had very little clothing on. Their lingerie type tops made their kajoobies
almost bust out. I'm sure it's probably happened at some point before.
Good Point about the bar:
The bartender chicks had huge knockers, er, I mean racks.
Bad Point about the bar:
The bartender chicks had "butter" faces. It's a good thing people weren't really
looking at their faces. (For those of you who don't know: Her body was nice "but-ter"
face was ugly)
White trash factor (1-10): 6
Chachi Guido factor (1-10): 4
Ratio of girls to guys: 1/2
Crowd density: High
Age of the crowd: twenties to forties
Overall rating: 5 – Any place called "Racks" that has women with large snoobs
serving the drinks has to get at least a 5.
Here is a crappy pic I took of the outside when I left. The neon sign was on when I
went in. Oh, well.
