5698 Somers Point Mays Landing Rd
Mays Landing
The lovely Tamatha and I visited this bar on Halloween, so it was pretty crazy. We didn't
even think to dress up until the last minute so we each threw together a costume. We
started off the night at The Epic Grill down the street, but it kind of sucked so we went to
Good Guys instead. This is around the corner from my apartment and I've hung out there a
lot. By the time we got there we each had a healthy buzz going. There was a good mix of
people there but the majority of the people were fairly young. A large percentage were
wearing costumes. Most of the costumes looked good and a lot of the girls were pretty hot.
Then there was this thing. I think it was a man. He will be in my nightmares for weeks. I
think I may even need therapy after seeing him. I know that it is Halloween and all, but this is
just ridiculous. He had fake tits an old woman mask. He was very drunk and felt the
overwhelming need to lift his skirt at every opportunity so everyone could see his junk. It
was horrifying! He also tried to sexually molest everyone in the bar, both men and women. If
you are easily bothered or have a weak stomach, click the back button now. Here is the
picture I took of him:
Yeungling and there was a cool Bee Girl there.
Bad point about the bar: That hideous thing will haunt me for years to come.
White trash factor (1-10): 4
Ratio of girls to guys: 1/1
Crowd density: High
Age of the crowd: twenties to early thirties
Overall rating: 7 - We had a great time there. It is a little small and there isn't anyplace to
dance except the small area in front of the bar. This bar is down the street from me and is
a good place to hang out and grab a few beers. The crowd does vary from week nights to
week ends because there is a DJ on weekends. So be sure to go on a Friday or Saturday.
Here are some more pics from the night:
you drink too much. You start grinding
with a scary guy with tits.
