The greatest thing ever happened today. I was actually thrown out of a bar because of this web site! This
means not only that people actually read the site, but that somebody actually read it and got so mad that they
memorized what I look like and spotted me when I came in almost a year later! I think that maybe the guy was
actually attracted to me, and that’s why he remembered my face so well. This is my theory anyway.
Nonetheless, I feel like a rock star.
I decided to go to the Root Cellar in Dorothy because when I reviewed it for the site, I remembered I had a good
time there. I sat down inconspicuously at the end of the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was different
than last time, but she was very nice. I didn’t recognize anyone in there from the last time I was there.
After about ten minutes, this short, red neck, white trash looking guy comes up to me and pushes a printout of
my review across the bar! He then told me that he didn’t want my business there anymore! I was a little
shocked and dumbfounded by this, mainly because in my opinion, I was surprised this idiot could read. Besides
giving the bar a white trash factor of 10 (which is 100% true), I thought I gave the bar a good review. I
actually liked this bar and recommended it to others. If anything, my review got him more business, because I
made it out to be a fun bar to visit. This little prick, jerk off, moron, obviously doesn’t have a sense of humor,
nor does he have very good business sense.
So, not wanting to waste the beer I just purchased, I sat back and enjoyed it. I wanted to see this little shit
come back out and say something to me, but unfortunately he didn’t. So, not wanting to cause a stir, I left after
I finished my beer without incident.
If you are ever in the area, head over to the Root Cellar in Dorothy for a beer. Tell them NJ Bar Fly sent you!
Be sure to take a few pictures and tell me about your experience. I’ll put it up on the site.
To read the original review of the Root Cellar, click here.