Bar Flys Brian (Me) - I was born and raised on the mean streets of Westwood, NJ.  In case you've never been there, it's similar to Compton, except smaller, very little crime and mostly upper class white neighborhoods.  I finally escaped that life and moved to the lovely city of Trenton to attend school at the College of New Jersey, earning a degree in physics.  This is where I spent many years honing my drinking skills to be what they are today.  But all good things must come to an end and I moved to Mays Landing, NJ, which is where I reside today.  Because I've lived and drank all over this great state, I decided to create NJ Bar Fly.  I can go out and do a service to the people of New Jersey by letting them know what bars are good and which ones suck.  Below is a pic of me with my friends Michelle (right) and Ann (left).

Here is a pic of me drunk off my ass wearing the brides cape at Stimpy and Jenn's wedding and me attempting to look bad ass on my Harley.

Stimpy - I've known Stimpy longer than any other Bar Fly.  He grew up down the street from me.  Here is a pic of Stimpy drinking a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.  He is also the classiest of the Bar Flys.  Although he has gray hair, he is actually only 29.

Here is a pic of Stimpy and I before his wedding.

PJ - Here is a pic of PJ in her apartment.  She is pure evil.  She is not to be trusted under any circumstances. She once told a man she was pregnant as an April Fool's day joke.  But despite all this, she is willing to go out and drink like a fish until all hours of the night, on any day of the week.

Mary - Mary and I go way back.  She was my neighbor growing up.  She has the proud honor of being the first non-related woman to ever see me naked.  The "Women that have seen Brian naked club" is a very special and elite club indeed.   As you can see from her seductive pose in front of a wall of beer, she is always ready to go out and do something  crazy!

Ann & Bernie - Ann is like 4’ tall and can out drink most men that I know.  I’ve seen Ann do straight shots of Everclear.  I’ve also heard stories of coed naked beer sliding, but that is all hearsay.   Bernie used to have the ultimate party basement when we were younger.  There was a bar, pool table, beer pong (beirut) table, dart board, fire place, beer fridge and of course the disco ball.  The only problem was that we had to piss in the laundry room sink to avoid going upstairs and waking up his mother.  We didn’t mind.